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Marital Aid Test Kitchen–Joanna Angel’s Butt Fleshlight

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So Joanna Angel has been on me for, like, EVER about reviewing her Joanna Angel's Butt Fleshlight.  I kept saying no because I lack the basic equipment to USE a Fleshlight.  I fingered it today and I got four of my fingers in this fake alt butthole but that's not really what this thing is intended for.  After the fingering, I just felt....nothing.  It was sad.  I want my toy to DO something for my clit of my vag.  I am just not the intended audience.  Sigh.  Too bad.  Fucking Joanna Angel's butthole is all kind of awesome.  I see and hear all about it in my porno-coated world.  I mean, null

So, I thought about how to make Joanna happy and how to get this toy reviewed so I went to Burning Angel's one and only contract boy--AVN Award nominee for Best Male Newcomer Small Hands.

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Easy on the eyes, right, ladies?  Oh, and he has the cock I need to get some questions answered about the Joanna Angel's Butt Fleshlight.null

So I decided to ask him five questions about the Joanna Angel's Butt Fleshlight and well, it's part of his job as the Burning Angel contract boy to know all about this toy.

How is it fucking Joanna Angel's Butt Fleshlight compared to Joanna's actual butthole? Does it feel similar as far as sensation goes?

Fucking Joanna's Butt Fleshlight is like peering through a rainbow and seeing a pot of gold and a Unicorn ....You've always dreamed of such beauty and magic, but never thought you'd get to experience it for yourself...My mind was blown....as was my load. It feels like 97% close to the real thing, but with no buttcheeks to grab onto / smack , otherwise it would get a 100%. Incredible! I honestly did not think it could come that close to the real thing, but it DOES!

The inside of this Fleshlight has Joanna's exclusive "PUNK" texture which is supposed to feel super good.  That's probably where the unicorn and whatnot comes into play for Hands.

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2) How is the clean up?

Clean up is a breeze! After the initial orgasm shock wears off, and you slowly are brought back to reality, all you need to do is unscrew the bottom panel and all your love juice can get rinsed out! Careful though and give yourself a minute or two to recover from the best organs you've probably had in a long time, or you might fall over when you try to stand up!

You might want to pick up some Fleshwash along with this.  Good for keeping this free of load residue, I would think.

3) Have you fucked many artificial buttholes before this one? If so, how would Joanna's fake butthole compare to other ones?

I have used one other signature model butt fleshlight before (I won't say who's, Joanna will get jealous ) but it did not compare to Joanna's signature texture the "PUNK" ....all the crazy ridges and ribs really sent me to the frickin moon! I have found the Holy Grail of artificial buttonholes for fucking pleasure, and I can't go back to anything else now. ....Maybe I'll just date this flashlight actually, it's way more low maintenance than the real thing ;)

See, I told you!  That "PUNK" texture is it.  The Joanna Angel's Butt Fleshlight comes with a small packet of water-based lube (you are definitely going to need more) and a brief manual on how to care for the toy.

4) What is the best thing about being a Burning Angel contract boy?

Besides getting to be around all the hottest punk rock tattooed babes in the world, and hangin and banging with them? Probably the times where I get to be the chef on set, I make some SERIOUS carne asada tacos and fresh salsa! I get to hang with all these hot girls, feed them, then they all come over to our house and we have a slumber party! Being a BA contract boy is pretty much like winning the lottery.....of tits and tattoos! null

AND he can cook, ladies!  Man, Joanna Angel has a fine fake butt AND she picks a great contract boy!

5) What is coming up for you with Burning Angel?

Joanna and myself recently shot a scene with the legendary Holly Randall, it was super hot and she squirted everywhere, which she hasn't done in awhile! We also are in the process of writing and recording a new song with our band "Joanna Angel and the Gigolos", for Burning Angel's upcoming soon to be award winning movie "Killer Cleavage from Outer Space"! It's going to be a sexy intergalactic rocking good time!

All the sex images appear here courtesy of Burning Angel.  Go watch Small Hands get his morning freak on by clicking here!

The Joanna Angel's Butt Fleshlight retails for $59.95.  Buy your own! 

 


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