Here’s Are Some Places People Have Been Caught Having Sex

Sex in public is hardly a new phenomenon, it's just become more of an exception rather than a rule in these more civilized times. That doesn't stop people from having fun, nor does it, and The Mirror (link below) compiled a list of some of the best public sex stories from the past few years.

In court

Judge Donald Thompson was jailed after being found guilty of using a penis pump while he was presiding over cases.

According to witnesses at his 2006 trial in Oklahoma, he used the sex aid when cases were either incredibly boring or really sexy – you know how it is with murder trials. He was banged up for four years and disbarred.

Ah, the old penis pump in court trick. It's easier to get away with as a judge, I imagine, what with the robe and the bench and all. The one time I tried it when I was a defendant didn't go over too well.

The Queen's lawn

In April 2009 it was revealed a couple had been arrested after being caught having sex on the Queen's lawn at Windsor Castle.

Bemused tourists, who expected to enjoy a quintessential English afternoon, instead witnessed the pair strip on a grass bank outside the castle - while her majesty was said to be in residence.

Man, this one has to have taken balls. No, I mean literally, I don't know if two lesbians could have pulled this one off.

Newcastle city wall

A randy couple (photo above) who indulged in a spot of sex atop a city fortification was captured on video.

A picture of their (very) brief encounter went viral after it was posted on Twitter.

The frisky duo's blink-and-you'll-miss-it dangerous liaison took place on top of Newcastle's city wall.

Was it brief because they got caught, or was it brief because he's a two-pump chump? Either way, commit to it if you're gonna do it. 

In church

A couple in Cesena, Italy, put a whole new spin on worship when they 'took communion' in the confessional booth during morning mass.

The police were called after members of the congregation heard ‘grunts and moans’. The couple – who were drunk – were cautioned for obscene acts and disturbing a religious function, which ‘religious function’ was disturbed we ask?

That's probably the most action that church had seen since they started busting priests in the early aughts. Too soon?

Via The Mirror