Penelope Cruz Directs Half-Naked Lingerie Models

If you want to get me to buy your product it's pretty simple, just have a clown car drive to a stop in a desolate and dry area of the world, have that car driven by Penelope Cruz, who lets out about a dozen of the sexiest ladies on earth to dance and strip down to their unmentionables. Sold. 

That's just want L'Agent by Agent Provocateur did, giving Penelope the camera and setting her free to use her imagination to sell their product. What that product is, I don't know: bottled water, lingerie, slaves? It's all up in the air and, frankly, inconsequential to me, all I did was ogle at the bouncing boobs and the jiggling butts on the video loaded up to YouTube (link below).

According to the video info, this is a "L’Agent by Agent Provocateur – AW14 Campaign Video," whatever that means. The description goes further, noting: "For AW14 L’Agent by AP is the lost explorer’s sparkling mirage of everything he’d ever dreamt of - and more. Watch the AW14 Campaign video directed by and starring Penelope Cruz."

All true, and still, what? Most disappointing, however, able this promotional teaser is that the biggest tease is Penelope herself. She never leaves the car or takes off a stitch of clothing. What's provocative about that? 

Via YouTube