Australian Man Is All In On Second Penis Enlargement Attempt

Today in "only in Australia" news, a man has remortgaged his house to pay for another penis enlargement surgery after his first one was botched and left him with a smaller dick than he started out with. I smell a sequel to Hedwig & The Angry Inch.

According to The Mirror (link below), Mike's (not his real name) micro-penis is making him depressed.

Mike said: "Going through school it became more and more evident, and other boys thought I was an easy target.

"I never did football. Going for a shower in groups of men doesn't happen."

Where else would going for a shower in groups of men happen, Mike? Is that why you want a bigger dick, so you can shower in groups of men? I'm not judging, but loftier goals might be in order.

Mike's first round of surgery involved lengthening and widening, but was not successful: "The ligament regrafted itself onto the dermal fat graft and I got some retraction," he said.

He says the medical profession wasn't always sensitive to his condition either. "My mum took me to a paediatrician, and made the mistake of mentioning that I was small.

"The [female] paediatrician said, 'Alright, let's have a look'. When she saw it she said, 'I've seen smaller'. And that was that. Obviously I never grew.

"I think paediatricians should take it more seriously when given the opportunity to start administering treatment for growth related problems."

Jesus Christ dude, you've got bigger problems than a small dick.

Via The Mirror