Nicki Minaj Knows Her Bottom Line Moves Units

Nicki Minaj may be a singer, but it's her booty and not her voice that's going to push her up the Billboard charts, and in the process, push me up in my pants. She knows what side of the bread her toast is buttered on, and it's the backside. Her new album cover has a fat bottom and you'll be able to spank to it.

But of course you know all of this already because our readers are wise and follow Nicki's Instagram feed (link below) where she premiered the cover art for her new album, "Anaconda." We all know that an anaconda is a semiaquatic snake of the boa family that may grow to a great size, native to tropical South America. We also know that a snake is a phallic symbol. And one of this size and girth tells us much about the singer.

What does it say? Well, she likes big cock and she cannot lie, though she does reveal this symbolically. The anaconda is also, as stated above, part of the boa family, so you may find your pants constricting as something tries to snake its way out. There are so many other tidbits I could pull out from my ass, but I prefer to look at hers. 

Via Instagram