Cosmo Needs To Stick To What They Know, Which Is Clearly Not BDSM

Cosmopolitan Magazine has been brainwashing the fairer sex for years now, but their advice is starting to go from bad to willfully ignorant.  Take their recent list of BDSM tips inspired by that well known BDSM instruction manual Fifty Shades of Grey. 

Jezebel (link below) has gathered together ten of Cosmo's stupidest "tips." Highlights include...

"During sex, stick your finger in his mouth and order him to suck it."

"Press a fork (firmly, but don't break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body — his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs."

"As you're riding him, clamp down on his earlobes with your fingers, and pull on them to rock yourself forward and backward."

"Out at dinner, massage him over his pants - stop when he becomes hard. You want him to squirm throughout the meal like a two-year-old who needs to pee."

"Put a bunch of (clean!) loose change in the freezer for an hour. Tell him to slick your vulva with warming lube, then cover it with coins (outside only!). The cold against the warm? Incredible."

Via Jezebel