Do you ever get horny? We do all the time. It's sort of the unwritten rule, part of our job description, what with looking at unbelievably hot babes like Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio for a living. It's like a living death, constantly hard but never with the means to resolve that arousal.
Don't believe us? Take a click over to the Drunken Stepfather forum (link below) and just spend a moment with these steamy photos of Alessandra modeling a itsy-bitsy bikini. Now how do you feel? Are you pants too tight? Are the pits of your arms hot and wet with sweat. Does your mouth salivate as if about to bite into a delicious meal? Welcome to our world.