Excelsior! Now You Can Sleep With Stan Lee

Attention true believers! Anyone who's ever wanted to climb up on Stan's Soapbox can now do so. That's right ladies, and select gentlemen, your wildest comic book writer fantasies can now come to life with the Stan Lee talking plush doll!

The doll from Factory Entertainment (link below) will retail for $45.00 and is limited to only 500 pieces which will be sold exclusively at this year's San Diego Comic Con. Now you can cuddle up with Stan and hear all his stories, like how he invented Spider-Man, and how he routinely discredits the contributions of Steve Ditko, Jack Kirby, and anyone else whose work he's co-opted for himself. 

It's also a nice companion piece to his Masters of the Universe figure that came out last year. Having Stan and He-Man go on homoerotic adventures is probably all played out by now though, so this will be a nice way to jump start more slash fiction adventures between Stan and maybe Gonzo from The Muppets. Or hell, maybe you could buy a Spider-Man plush and finally let Stan just fuck him, much like he's fucked over all the better collaborators he's worked with.

Excelsior!

Via Factory Entertainment