Lily Allen Brings Her Pussy to Work in Live Pantless Upskirt

It was just the other day we were writing about Lily Allen and her strategically panties-bearing dress and now she's gone and lost the underwear and we have lost our shit. It's like she raises our bar and then vaults over it using our pole. 

Now The Nip Slip (link below), which shared these saucy images, has expressed some doubts about their authenticity. What are we, post-modern academics, talking about authenticity and all that crap? But we get where they're coming from, and they want to make sure they weren't duped by some cleaver Photoshopping.

While we're no experts, the picture does have a ring of truth (and a hairline of lust) to it. What convinces us is not the sexual organ but the skirt she's wearing. It's obviously made of latex, a super-tight and shiny material that doesn't hide even a blemish from the viewer. 

We're speaking from experience. A number of girls we've known intimately have had a latex fetish, which is why we were with them, as we shared their arousal over the attire, and they never, ever wore underwear, no matter how skimpy, beneath the latex. It's a kind of sin, for a kind of sin, and we don't think Lily would sin like that. 

Via The Nip Slip