Marital Aid Test Kitchen–Kama Sutra Massage Therapy Kit

Massage is relaxing and it's also boner-aiding because it increases the circulation which makes the sexual organs all happy and ready to go.  This Kama Sutra Massage Therapy Kit has five two fluid ounce bottles of massage oil all packaged together in a plastic zip case for easy storage in your nightstand or for travel.  (I like the travel idea a lot for these personally because washing oil out of bed sheets can sometimes be a bit of a pain in the ass.)  

They all have a mostly almond oil base and have different scents, except for the one bottle of Sweet Almond oil which really smells like not much of anything.  Almond oil is one of the thicker massage oils out there so a little goes a long way which means that these bottles will last you at least two to probably three full body massages each.  THESE ARE NOT LUBE.  I would not want these messing with my personal vag flora but they are really nice.  I worked on Mr. Kingstown's knots to see what he thought of the scents.

Descriptions of the scents by Kama Sutra are in italics:

Soaring Spirit reveals and enticing fragrance and imparts a powerful effect on mind, body and spirit. Essential oils include: Orange, lemon, mint, geranium, ginger, fennel, and rose.  This was my husband's second favorite of the scents.  "I really like this one.  It's like Doublemint gum....more of a spring/summer scent, if that makes any sense."  

Pleasure Garden reveals an enticing fragrance and imparts a powerful effect on mind, body and spirit. Essential oils include: Italian jasmine, rose, lavender and sandalwood.  "This smells like Grandma's potpourri....kinda comforting but not what I would want from a romantic massage.  Very rose."  Mr. Kingstown also noted that in the shower after having this rubbed on him, that it was the hardest fragrance to remove.

Serenity reveals an enticing fragrance and imparts a powerful effect on mind, body and spirit. Essential oils include: cedar, marjoram, neroli, lavender and citrus.  Mr. Kingstown liked this one and said it was a "fall/winter" scent.  Mr. Kingstown was VERY relaxed and happy.  

The Healing blend is the other bottle not listed on Kama Sutra's site but the bottle lists the oils of clary sage, clove and nutmeg.  This was Mr. Kingstown's complete favorite of the lot.  The nutmeg and clove made it vaguely warming but not in a dangerous way and he loved the scent of the sage.  

This kit is a really great value at $19.95.  Go buy your own set by clicking here.