Chelsea Clinton Goes Fetishistic for Wildlife

Chelsea Clinton joined her mommy and possibly our next president at a function for...who the hell can say, we're too busy salivating at her gams wrapped in faux-leather so tight we can't breath.

Our pals at Dlisted have the photos (link below), though this one above has to be our favorite. It not only shows off her thighs in black fake-leather, but offers a nice look at her naked feet slipped into high heel black platform shoes, and that guy next to her, his leer says it all.

Chelsea Clinton is around 4 or 5 months knocked up and at last night’s Wildlife Conservation Society Gala at the Central Park Zoo in NYC, she showed pregnant women how to bring the glamour and sex. From the waist up, Chelsea gave us “conservative office manager at a hedge fund company who dressed up to have drinks with her girlfriends at TGI Friday’s after work on a Friday night” and from the waist down she gave us “9 months knocked up Kim Kartrashian at the club.”

Chelsea's pregnant? Does that mean she's also married? Damn. We had such high and frankly delusional thoughts that we were made for one another. But, regardless of our broken heart, even just the sight of her pregnant-curved body will keep us warm through the cold nights of our despair. 

Via Dlisted