Take Your Dick Pics To The Next Level With “Rock That Cock”

Dick pics are an industry now. Ever since George Eastman invented the personal camera, guys have thought to themselves, "How can I use this earth changing device to showcase what I clearly feel is the only aspect of my personality any prospective suitor would be interested in?"

According to Vice (link below), Los Angeles entrepreneurs Lauren Brenner and Stephanie Pool have just revolutionized the way we snap a pic of our dick with their "photo customization app" Rock That Cock.

The app allows dudes to modify their cock photos with stickers and backgrounds. Lauren, a yoga instructor and comedian, and Stephanie, a creative strategist, have spent the past year creating the app. Soon men will be able to share an image of their Johnson being abducted by a UFO while wearing a Lil Jon face. As if that wasn’t enough, the duo will also be donating a percentage of the profits from Rock That Cock to prostate cancer.

Come again? They're allowing vain, narcissistic douchebags to upgrade their dick pics and they're donating some of the profits to prostate cancer research? These women are true saints. Keep fighting the good fight ladies. 

Via Vice