Emily Ratajkowski Topless in Beer Goggles Gets Us Drunk with Lust

You know her from the explicit "Blurred Lines" video, and you lust her for that too. Her name is almost unpronounceable, but yet Emily Ratajkowski has become a household name. That's because her video with Robin Thicke was only the first shot in the war of hotness she has been waging against groins everywhere. Including on Instagram. 

We are happy to report that Emily's Instagram feed is as close to nude as the restrictive app will allow. We've seen her buns hanging out from her barely there bikini bottoms and now she poses in the classic arms-over-boobs shot, only her boobs are so big and her arms so skinny that pretty much everything but her nipples are visible. We'd like her nipples, too, but it's hard to get upset when eyeballing such a bounty.

What makes Emily so sexy is not only her massive mams and thin waist and perfect ass, though all those things help, but it's also her sense of humor. That is evident in this picture, where she is seen wearing a pair of beer goggles. You know the old drunk gag, that every woman looks fuckable when viewed through a beer goggles. If that's true, and it is, what must we look like to Emily through her beer goggles. The mind boggles. 

Via Instagram