Stop the Presses: Jessica Simpson Poses in a Bathing Suit

Jessica Simpson in a bathing suit is a cause for more than celebration. It's certainly not a cause of celibacy.

It's been too long since we've gotten off on a Simpson that wasn't a cartoon, not that there's anything wrong with that. Just when we thought we might never see the perfect-bodied beauty, out she comes on her Instagram feed with a picture that has legs, like long legs, like gams for miles and miles, and a golf club. So what? We can't expect to fully understand the motivation behind everything Jessica does. She works on a different plane than we mere mortals. 

"If I'm in a bathing suit I should pose proudly," she posts under her picture, in which she is sporting besides a golf club, a pair of dark sunglasses. We can almost see ourselves in them. That reminds us of a great pick-up line: Are you pants made of mirrors? Because we can see ourselves in them. You think Jessica would fall for that? 

Via Instagram