Models Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Pose for Preggie Pervs

When a model gets pregnant what do you think she's going to do, hide from the camera? That's like asking a bird not to fly or a man not to masturbate. Speaking of masturbating men, Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel is knocked up and posing with not-knocked-up-but-still-fuckable Doutzen Kroes.

There's even a picture of our golden lady, literally painted gold, before she was with child, but showing the body that many every man want to, if not impregnate her, than at least go through the motions.

There is something about that baby bump that just drives the gals crazy. They love the life-giving properties of the female body, which is why Doutzen is bent over and smacking her lips over Candice's bulbous belly. What they did after the camera was shuttered is a question that will keep us up...at night.

Maybe they know Victoria's Secret. They've both model enough for the famous lingerie company. Perhaps it's that Victoria has discovered a way for female models to mate other female models and in so doing produce an army of beautiful female models to work for Victoria's Secret and then mate with more models from Victoria's Secret, ad infinitum.

The mind boggles. But it's not our brains right now that are bothered.

Via Drunken Stepfather