Porn Site Study: Everyone’s Hot For Teacher

Teachers may be under attack these days by the government, and we're more than willing to bet this is probably a clear cut case of them overcompensating for their secret sexual fantasies.

The good folks over at Pornhub (link below) were recently asked by their friends at Digg what the most commonly searched for career terms were on their site. Unsurprisingly, teacher won by a mile, because everyone's hot for teacher, conclusively proving once and for all that David Lee Roth is the most sagacious singer of his generation. Or not.

Pizza delivery man, plumber, pool boy, all the "p" professions, are noticeably absent from the list, but the top five aren't all that surprising, except perhaps the order in which they appear: Teacher, Babysitter, Nurse, Secretary, and Cop.

There are definitely some surprises further down on the list, namely gymnast and yoga instructor, but as more people are spending more time at the gym, it's not surprising that this might turn into a fetish.

So let's hear it for the teachers, unsung heroes in the classroom and the bedroom (or office, or dark corner of the basement, or whatever weird location you jerk off in). Now stop trying to fuck with their pensions, and we'll be all set.

Via Pornhub