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Allie Haze does her first anal scenes for Hard X (Hard X Blog)

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10 Goofy USA Sex Laws Still on the Books (HuffPo)

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Jessica Roberts rules—jamambo jugs first. (Official Jessica Roberts)

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Dr. Emilio Lizardo and his merry band of porn theater swingers are inviting you to bang-ups and blow-outs in New Jersey on May 3 and in Chicago on May 10. (Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters)

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An Expert Hooker Banger's Guide to Brothel Etiquette (Vice)

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Bobbi Eden stars on Dutch TV's I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here (AVN)

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Is Casual Sex Right for You? 9 Questions That'll Help You Figure It Out (Kinkly)

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Draven Star, the doom doll. Dive in. (Burning Angel)

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NYC's last porn movie projectionist retires and looks back on the glory (hole) days of scummy, scary, fan-fucking-tastic '70s and '80s Times Square. (The Sword)

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First came Mara Mayhem. Now maximize your mayhem with the mighty more-than-a-mouthfuls of Minnie Mayhem. Mount and melt now! (Plumper Pass)

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Bustacious Karla James' bombastic boobsome twosome bursts free from too-tight white lingerie. (Pin-Up Files)

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Adventures in Virginity: Exploring Masturbation with The Pink Panther (CLTampa)

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BLILFs: Blogs I'd Like to...

Between My Sheets by Rori Sweet

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All the boys and all the girls and all the everyone else loves Calico Lane

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Faye Daniels: retired BBW Pin Up, current Self Portrait artist and fat blogger. We loooove her.

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Fuck Feast: Twat's in a name?

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I Married a Sex God by Marie Franklin

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Seaside Slut Diary by Seaside Slut. Try singing the name "Seaside Slut" to "Stray Cat Strut" by the Stray Cats. It's the pussy's meow.

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