Rumer Willis Flashes Her Pink Panties in Peek-a-Boo Black Dress

E Online (link below) calls it a "wardrobe malfunction," but we think Rumer Willis knew exactly what she was doing when her tiny black dress with the cut-out sides exposed an intimate look at her pink panty patch over her womanly parts. That was no malfunction, it was a muff functioning as intended.

According to the gossip site, "We can't imagine this Hollywood royal left the house without being aware of that very obvious fact. The draft alone would have given the slip-up away! And to add insult to injury (or super tacky to tacky), the singer-turned-DJ is flashing a tiny sliver of bright pink panty. Is this a case of having no fashion back-up plan?"

Aw, quit your bitching! The daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore isn't trashy, she's a triumph. Get off your high-fashion horse, we say, and let a woman express herself in the way that she wants to. The idea, as E Online contends, that Rumer's dress would have looked better with smaller holes on its side is an insult to her, to us and to the very nature of sexuality. Go back to Puritan times, E Online, and let us know how your circulation numbers look then.

We're sorry to get so heated, but whenever we see a damsel in distress, especially on in a dress like this one, we become very protective.

Via E Online