Kim Kardashian, What an Ass!

Somebody made a boom-boom in their backroom. Or Kim Kardashian is out shopping in Miami. It's the latter, but it could be the former. All that back, there's got to be some waste among the wow.

Well, there isn't anything but hard, fleshy fineness. That's what we see, and that's what she says. And why would we call her a liar? We can't even compose a rational thought in our head looking at that superhuman behind.

Modern poets, pull out your quills and write an ode to this heavenly joy. If ever anything proved the existence of a divine presence in the world, it's Kim's kaboose. Choo-choo! Who wouldn't want to hitch a ride on that lust train?

Miami is hot, but it's just got hotter. In fact, Kim's ass is cracking the very fabric of time and space to create a new reality, one that is round and hard and bigger than a beach ball and a lot more fun to play with.

It's no wonder that the state of Florida looks like the erect penis of the U.S.A. If you had Kim walking over your body, you'd pop a peninsula, too.

All we can say in closing is that there may not be any fountain of youth in the Sunshine State, but our fountain is overflowing at the sight of Kim's bulbous bum.

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