“Horny Joe’s Gym” — An Upstanding Place

Okay, so that is basically the skeeviest name of any sort of establishment we could imagine... but then we took a look at this "Horny Joe" fellow's mega schlong and became believers. We'll sign up for a monthly membership because suddenly flexing our boobs and working the deep muscles in our throat has become a really high priority.

We're just interested in fitness, okay? The Shy Love and Anthony Rosano way. "Sweatin' to the Oldies" may have been our jam, but we're throwin' that VHS off the back porch* and starting our new regimen today.

*Just kidding; we hate litter

· Watch Horny Joe's Gym 4 (theater.aebn.net)

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