In “XXX Machines Á Fourrer,” The Machines Fuck You

Ah, if our toys had minds of their own.

Have you ever read R.U.R.? It stands for Rossum's Universal Robots, and it stands as an early treatise on robotics and the ethics of automatized labor. Written by Karel Capek in 1920, it told the story of a servant class of drones (closer to cyborgs than what we understand as robots) that go on to lead a violent rebellion against humanity.

Point is, we should all take a far greater appreciation for the machines in our lives. Even if their fucking machines.

"XXX Machines Á Fourrer"--literally translated to "Fucking Machines" should thus be looked at as a loving appreciation for our fast-coming future, wherein we'll all be plugged in a fucking each other through the machinery of life. You can, of course, always watch it for the ladies being fucked by various drills and such, but we prefer to look deeper.

This production stars such Canadian beauties as Alissa, Nikki Lippz, Amanda, Kendra Jane, Kelly Summer, Roxy Lane, all playing with Hitachi Magic Wands, power drills, and sybians. Now the challenge is to imagine these devices becoming sentient. Imagine if their existence was predicated on doing our sexual bidding -- which is hot. But give them a choice in it. Isn't that hotter?

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