“MILFs Illustrated,” For The Discerning MILF Fan

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Can we just say that Lisa Ann can do no wrong? The lady's everywhere, and she just drips class, even (especially?) when she's dripping with other things. There's just something about a production she heads up that comes out looking so good.

That quality comes right to the fore in "MILFs Illustrated," which, we assume, is her directorial attempt to class up the classic Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues. We can't complain. That aesthetic pervades the entire film, giving it a glossy, glorious feel -- even when the stars are fucking on staircases. Nevermind that they're quote-unquote mature. Everyone here is a veteran at their craft, and the director shows her appreciation from start to finish,

This movie stars Lisa Ann making love to the camera in her jewelry before taking her nameless partner for the titty-fuck of his life. (She could teach a master's class on it, we're sure. Carmella Bing would TA.) Devon takes a dick like an Olympic champion, so she'd fit in with SI if they were into that sort of thing. Veronica Avluv gets lovingly fucked in her ass and squirts with the kind of abandon you'd see…well, you get it. Sports metaphor.

Mellanie Monroe and Houston round out the production with some knock-down, drag out fucking in the bedroom. Every performer here has something to teach you in the carnal arts. Be prepared to learn.

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