James Deen Has A Case Of “MILF Mania!!!!”–And Sex Is The Only Cure

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Just how bad is James's MILF mania? So bad that it compelled him to use a full four exclamation points in the title of the film documenting his affliction. We won't fault him for that lapse in grammar, though--after all, he's suffering from MILF mania.

What is MILF mania, you ask? Though it's yet to be recognized by the DSM, it's generally understood to be an overwhelming passion for women in their thirties and forties (frequently referred to as "MILFs"), one that results in impulsive behavior, lapsed judgement, and an intense fondness for deep voices and flames (a related condition, wrestlemania, involves similar symptoms but is generally considered much less sexy).

Fortunately for MILF lovers and maniacs alike, there is a cure for this serious condition: lots and lots of sex. In his educational film, James Deen documents the treatment of his affliction, as MILFs Kora Peters, Mellanie Monroe, Payton Leigh, Vannah Sterling, and Devon Lee each administer the recommended dosage of hardcore fucking (with Mellanie and Vannah tending to James's fellow MILF maniacs, Mr. Pete and Brian Street Team).

Will MILF mania ever be eradicated in our lifetime? We can only hope. But until that day, at least we can rest assured knowing that benevolent MILFs are tending to the sufferers of this illness, making sure they get the sex they need (and that we get to watch it, too).

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· James Deen (jamesdeen.com)