Once, Twice, Nine Times “The Babysitter”

Growing up, we always thought the babysitter was just there to keep us from having fun. Sure, she was hot, but puberty hadn't hit so whatever. She never let us play, and she was tough about getting our homework done. So by the time bedtime came along, we could only guess what she was up to after we shut our eyes for the night.

Now, since we're all over 18 here, we're free to dream. In high-definition. And the babysitter of our memories can be Jessa Rhodes, starring in The Babysitter Vol. 9. Here, she plays a perky (settle down) All-American college student trying to get on her school's tennis team. When divorced community college P.E. teacher Erik Everhard needs a babysitter to mind his kids, they start a quid pro quo arrangement that will land her a spot on the team. But what starts out innocently enough turns into a hot-and-heavy tryst that they never expected. We totally did not see that coming!

It's a tried-and-true trope, don't get us wrong. But if you could fuck the babysitter, wouldn't you? Of course you would. This is America.

"The Babysitter Vol. 9," written and directed by James Avalon, also stars Dana DeArmond, Steven St. Croix, Tyler Nixon, and Gigi Loren in what is probably your wet hot American adolescent fantasy come to life.

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