Get Ready To Bang Farrah Abraham(‘s Molded Sex Toy)

Good news for everyone who secretly wished they costarred in Farrah Abraham's sex tape: we've found a way to make your dreams come true! Now, we can't magically transport Farrah to your bedroom (and we definitely can't turn you into James Deen), but we do have something almost as good. Making your own "Teen Mom" sex tape may still a pipe dream, but making your own "Teen Mom" pocket pussy sex tape will soon be a very real possibility.

Or so we're assuming. The press release from Topco was admittedly vague, and mostly about the fact that Farrah Abraham was "endorsing" a line of top secret sex toys. But when we read that "the line will incorporate molded replicas of Abraham's body parts," it was hard not to assume that Topco's going to be selling a pocket pussy topped off with a molded replica of Ms. Abraham's labia. Granted, it's always possible that the molded body parts in question are actually feet, or lips, or hands...but let's be serious, it's probably her pussy.

· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)