Jake Bass Shows Us The Best Dick Measuring Technique

There was a bit of controversy when Jake Bass was named Favorite Porn Star by TLA, and a lot of it revolved around his seeming lack of personality. Well, I'm happy to report that this video gives us a candid look at the star as he and Davey Wavey show us the proper technique for measuring a penis.

The system they use seems pretty airtight to me, and I would defy anyone to challenge it, particularly the part about how to round up for the most accurate measurement. I won't spoil the final figure here, but I think you'll be surprised by the final answer. It's very different from what I imagined, and will definitely use this technique for all my penis measuring going forward. 

Via DaveyWavey