All The Demons Dip With Their Double D’s Out

We know pandemonium just means "crazy bunch of stuff" but we always think of it etymologically: "all the demons." Could Danielle, Hannah, and Evie really be demons? Do you ever worry that you've been accidentally worshipping devils when you watch these bikini beasts work their skin hypnosis on mortals? It's cool if that's just us worrying about that.

We're obviously the Constantines of the porn world. And yeah, we're talking about the guy Keanu Reeves played. That's us.

· Watch it: "Poolside Pandemonium" (frontarmy.com)