“Babysitter Diaries 11” More Like The Baby Batter Sitter Diaries

[youtube rjE_lKwdgFI 628 353]
We apologize for the term, but it's so appropriate here. "Baby batter." Ugh. That euphemism has completely ruined our ability to enjoy beer-battered shrimp. Having mentioned that, it may have also ruined it for you. Again, we're sorry.

How about population pudding? Is that any better or worse? Again, it messes with our ability to eat pudding--especially tapioca--but we don't often eat pudding so it's not as bad. Anyway, we're getting way off track here. It's time to see why and how these babysitters are ignoring their sitting duties.

Riley Reid is stuck babysitting her little sister, and just as she's slipping into a pit of boredom, one of her father's employees, James Deen, shows up. They have a pleasant little chat about this and that, James asks how college is treating her, Riley says the boys are too immature for her liking, and the handsome man listening intently to her thoughts fills her with lust. Riley comes on to James, he resists, she persists, he relents, sex begins, genitals interact, nerves flare, Riley does something strange with her panties that we don't understand but nonetheless approve of wholeheartedly. We like this scene because it encourages young men to be responsible, mature adults who can take a healthy interest in people around them without necessarily intending to bang them.

Lola Foxx also presents some positive reasons to be attracted to your employer. "I think it's cool that you're raising a kid on your own," she tells Manuel Ferrara, adding, "I think it's hot." We wish there were an entire genre of pornography in which one party is attracted to the other party because of their tireless and thankless struggle to raise a child by their lonesome, but for now, we'll have to settle with Lola showing her appreciation via freaky sex. She lets Manuel spank her big butt red and raw before she drops it down on his fat cock, and that moment makes up for all of the lonely Father's Days he's ever had.

"Babysitter Diaries 11" isn't just a love note to the hard-working and kind-hearted positive male role models of the world, for the real heroes will always be the babysitters. By being so appreciative and sweet to those around them, they make us want to be better people. They appeal to common decency through our genitals, and that is the truly the quickest way to our hearts.

· Reality Junkies (realityjunkies.com)
· Buy "Babysitter Diaries 11" (store.fleshbot.com)