“Little Russian Toysluts” — Can We Have One?

Look how darling they are! It's like having a living, breathing doll that enjoys cunnilingus and boning. It's like the Velveteen Rabbit come to life, but somehow more adorable. We'd make this dollfaced gal breakfast in bed, take her out on the town, and basically give her the royal treatment and then do some other, more non-royal things. Sorry, bunny.

There's still a place for you in our heart, but you've gotta scoot on over because we've got a little Russian toyslut now. And we're gonna love her forever.

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