Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Needs An Extra Boob-Defending Arm

You know how it goes: a model is doing a topless shoot in which she covers her breasts with her hands, she drops her guard for one second, and some quick photographer snaps the nipple shot. Who are these people with excellent timing? We bet it's somebody on the crew; it's not enough to bask in Rosie's presence, they have to commemorate the fact that she only has two arms.

Strike that, we bet it's Shia LaBeouf being a creeper.

As much as we love looking at Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's breasts (and typing out her long hyphenated name, too), we wouldn't be upset if somebody gave her an extra arm to help defend her boobs from stuff like this. Give her two extras and she can flip off the paparazzi/look like the deity she is.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)