We Want To Be Where Roza Abdurazakova Is

And no, we're not talking about the Land of Sexy Last Names. We want to find Roza on a secluded beach right after the sun dips down behind the ocean and that volcanic twilight makes everything grainy before your eyes, as if you're already in the future looking at pictures of memories.

Of course, we need to get there before it gets too dark, otherwise we won't be able to see Roza's rack. Look, we're romantic, but we have our priorities.