Now In Theaters: Julie Delpy’s Oh So Suckable Nipples

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A week ago we went and saw the new Ethan Hawke movie, "The Purge," and it was pretty good, but damn was it horrifying and violent. In retrospect, we should've spent money on "Before Midnight," the sweet and romantically-charged end to "Before Sunrise" and "Before Sunset." Admittedly, we're a tad horrified that Ethan gets to suck Julie's nipples and we don't, but it's still the better option.

We're kidding! We love Ethan Hawke; he deserves to be where he is, putting his mouth on what he wants, all because we thought "Before Sunrise" and "Before Sunset" were gorgeous. And Julie, well, we've always had a soft spot for her, and this scene is such a perfect conglomeration of domestic bliss and random feuding that it fits perfectly with our fantasies of marrying Ms. Delpy and living somewhere in Europe with her.

· "Before Midnight" (imdb.com)