The Bombshell And The Jaeger Bombs

Jessica Kingham's theory is that she can pound Jaeger bombs left and right because all of the alcohol goes to her breasts. What does science have to say about that? How does fatty tissue affect booze in the bloodstream? We asked a scientist for help, but she couldn't stop staring at Jessica's Jaegermeister-infused boobs.

Incidentally, the interactions between lipids and libations were discussed in the mandatory alcohol educational class we had to take before attending college, but we've since forgotten everything we learned from that (except we always remember to stagger alcoholic drinks with glasses of water).