Ashlynn Brooke: The Sunny Side Of Her Feet

There is enough footage of the retired Ashlynn Brooke to make people cry "Who is that?" for years to come, but even if the title of the compilation "Ashlynn Brooke Is Sexy" is a no-brainer, we learned something new: she enjoys fancy footwork.

At 5'2", this Choctaw, OK native had a girl next door look, wholesome in every American Standard getup New Sensations would put her in. And she also possessed a set of our favorite fake breasts, the kind that sometimes looked like they just might be real if we believed (or something) hard enough.

In this compilation we see Brooke stripping out of a man's shirt, revealing plaid lingerie, or stripping out of flannel pajamas. Not only is it nice that she wore those things in the first place, but it's even better that she strips out of them.

Oddly enough, it's when she's wearing jewelry and a fancy hairdo, lounging on an uncomfortable couch, trophy-wife style, that it just doesn't seem right—Brooke is the best porn star when she's not looking exactly like a porn star.

Which is why, even though she doesn't resort to off-putting porno sneering, it's so nice to see her smile, which she does when she's jerking off fellows with her feet. I could even be said that she looks at her partner archly. It must have something to do with that feeling of accomplishment, or maybe she just recalls walking barefoot through the Choctaw mud.

In any case, we are sorry that she's gone, and are just a little greedy for pictures of her recent legitimate MILFitude, but all her former websites and twitter accounts are suspended or taken over by squatters, so we're content that she's looking hot for random townsfolk these days, and not the Whole Internet.

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