Odysseus’s Son Is One Lucky, Well-Banged Man

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In the Homeric myths, young Telemachus is pouty and upset about his father's disappearance and spends a lot of time brooding over the bastards who are courting his mom and drinking her fortune away. Thank goodness the Telemachus in this show has a good woman by his side to keep him busy and constantly in bed!

What would he do with out Clea (Karina Testa)? More importantly, what would we do without her? Clearly, that Penelope isn't getting laid enough. Guess what? We're going to write Clea into the original myth. This will either take time travel or a lot of book vandalism.

· "Odysseus" (imdb.com)