Okay, okay. We may not really know what angel boobs look like, but we think anyone would be hard pressed to find a set more heavenly than hers. And even if she's not part-cherub, we'd rather be privy to a nice pair of knockers than a nice pair of wings. They'd just get in the way and be all feathery and stuff. Yeah, we'll direct our choir over to the Brooklyn side.
[Check out Brooklyn's otherworldly bod in "Buttman Wedgie 4", at EvilAngel.com. Have a GIF you'd like to see us feature? Email us!]