“Come On Mom”: Samantha Ryan Is A Woman Now

Samantha Ryan has been given the gift of porn motherhood in "Come On Mom," completing another step in a long progression from sylphlike ingenue Girls Only performer, to (years later) B/G actress, to MILF-without-obvious-signs of childbirth.

Do interracial, anal, and gangbangs await? It doesn't matter. We're happy just to see her.

Like Ashley Fires, Ryan spent an admirably long time in her self-imposed Girl/Girl exile, only to emerge in 2011. These moves definitely add some longevity to a porn career, and there is no evidence that working with the dudes might hasten its decline.

In any case, Ryan looks lovely with a fuller body. It is always interesting to me, though (and I imagine porn consumers might feel the same way), that while a word like "Mom" may be used in a title, no reference to offspring is made in the film. Put her in some pigtails and Ryan could pull off a "Barely Legal," yet we're supposed to take it on faith in this movie that Ryan has borne a tot.

Billy Glide doesn't care how old Ryan is. A veteran of numerous "Barely Legal" movies himself, Glide similarly makes no reference to "Mom" in their scene; he's just happy to be there.

And in the end, that's all that matters.

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