What Absence Of Color Are Your Panties, Maria Fowler?

Are they white? A-ha! We knew it! All right. And they're lacy, too? Radical. Well, now that we've gotten that out of the way, we can talk about other things. What are you slinging on this show, Maria Fowler? Beauty products? Hair care? Your panties?

We're not actually interested in buying panties. No disrespect to those who enjoy purchasing underwear--it's simply not our thing. We can barely force ourselves to buy undies when we're running out. (It's not our fault that the damn washing machine destroys them!)

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