Hold It, Maybe We Want To Be The Floor Some More

You see, we decided we might like to play the role of the ground beneath Beth and tits from Front Army just long enough for a peck on our planar cheek. But we need to rethink this, because -- look! It's Tori Black taking a lackadaisical stroll across our surface, but... without any undies at all! Sheesh. We guess we'll change our transmografication plans to allow for a half hour of floor-time, but that's it. Then we have to return to people form. So we have hands. So we can touch ourselves to these chicks. Yes, one truly can have it all.
[Tori Black, Via Reddit. Have a GIF you'd like to see us feature? Email us!]