“Babysitter Diaries 9”: Like “The Motorcycle Diaries” With Gagging On Dicks

Let's not forget that Che Guevara's journey across South America was initially one of fun, adventure, and youthful hedonism. "Babysitter Diaries 9" has all of that, except it stops short of presenting the audience with the suffering caused by economic inequality. Instead we get facials. Facials!

The babysitter is definitely one of the most under-appreciated members of the work force. Think of how much money would be lost if parents didn't have someone to watch their kids while they go on fancy dates and blow off steam (and each other)! They'd go to work all angry and blue balled and probably cause a fat recession. Do babysitters get the thanks they deserve? Do they get the dicks they deserve?

We're concerned that the answer is no. Look at Elaina Raye cradling Mr. Pete's cock in her hands: she's certainly savoring the feeling of his veiny shaft against her lips as she gently rubs his balls, but is she savoring it because she's experiencing a dearth of dong? We worry about these things. You see, Elaina is slobbing upon Pete's knob because he's been fighting with his wife and won't calm down. She provides him with a tranquilizer--her pussy--and after Pete pounds this tight bodied cutie all over her bed, he's ready to go home and patch things up with his missus. Will he continue to supply Elaina with the cock she craves? Only time will tell.

Presley Hart doesn't make much money as a babysitter, so she runs a naughty sex blog on the side and writes while she sits. Unfortunately, this doesn't sit too well with the uptight dad she's currently working for, Erik Everhard, and after he discovers her page, he rushes home to relieve her. But since Erik read the blog and he liked what he read, Presley knows that she can keep her job just by crawling over his lap, releasing his cock from his jeans, and seeing how far down her throat it will fit. As you know, we love any plot that involves sex bloggers getting fucked senseless, so we'll be watching this scene on repeat.

Michael Stefano sense something strange about his new babysitter, Maddy O'Reilly, so he decides to make sure she's OK by watching her from outside. We're not quite sure what that means--it's just what the back of the box says--but we're guessing Michael is one of those overcautious parents. Either that, or he has a weird fetish in which he likes to watch women taking care of his kids through the window and pretend that they're all part of a different family. (That's weird, Michael, you're a freak.) Anyway, he eventually comes back inside and ends up inside Maddy's pussy, where he fucks her so hard that she blushes all across her tits.

Can't you see the plight of the babysitter in "Babysitter Diaries 9"? Elaina doesn't get enough dick, Presley is discouraged from working, Maddy has to deal with her boss breathing/jizzing down her neck, and even Lola Fox has troubles: she can't find work as a babysitter because Manuel Ferrara has no kids so she waters his plants and then bangs him! These are tough times for babysitters and it's only a matter of time before they unite and take up arms.

· Reality Junkies (realityjunkies.com)
· Buy"Babysitter Diaries 9" (adultdvdempire.com)