“College Girls Like It Dirty” Unless You’re Talking About Financial Aid

When it comes to sex and stuff, yeah, the title has it right, but when it comes to filling out the FAFSA and dealing with the bursar, these girls like everything clean, orderly, and precise. It's hard to get federal aid; it's hard like a big turgid dick in Macy Cartel's mouth.

When you're on a never-ending mission to learn about sexy females and then make sweeping generalizations about them--like New Sensations is--things can get confusing. They've told us that "Young Girls Love Sex," and now we're going to see what happens when young girls go to university and explore new realms of sexual activity.

Our hypothesis is that as the mind fills with knowledge, the rest of the body wishes to be filled as well. Some try to satisfy the body with food, hence the Freshman Fifteen, but others look to be filled in different ways, hence the Freshman Fifteen Phalluses. After a particularly enlightening class on the rise of Indian nationalism, Macy Cartel feels unbearably brain heavy and knows that she can only be balanced by the thick cock of Mick Blue, so she strips down to her pink thong and hops on his lap. Only when he's balls-deep in that juicy ass of hers is Macy able to process and internalize the lecture on Gandhi's work in South Africa.

It's not just undergrads who like it dirty! Holly Taylor is one of the older gals in the group, she's going to grad school at the moment, and she will die if she doesn't get Erik Everhard's mouth on her pussy. His tongue and cock are on Holly's mind all day and it drives her mad. How is she supposed to TA a class when she's painfully pining for someone to grope her T and A? Poor Holly. There are only so many hours in the day and not enough of them feature Erik Everhard's veiny cock tapping her G-spot and rubbing against her clit piercing.

So we know that "College Girls Like It Dirty," but what happens when they graduate and move on to their careers? Will there still be time for raunchy banging? We've heard that it depends on your major: econ babes are too busy, anthropology babes would rather watch other people fuck, creative writers masturbate all day long. Still, we wonder how trade school females approach sex.

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