The strange thing about having thirsty boobs (besides having thirsty boobs) is that in order to give them water, you have to stand around in your panties and pour water on your face so that it drips down to your chest all sexy-like. Also, it only works if you make a face like God is jizzing upon you. We don't make the rules.
Masha could've tried to balance beads of water on the tips of her nipples, but that requires serious patience and a steady hand, and if she should get the least bit aroused, her stiff nips will pierce the surface tension and she'll have to start all over again. Oh, those poor thirsty boobs, you'd think they weren't meant to drink water at all!
· Via Fashionography (fashionography.net)