A Dick Enrobed In Cloaks Of Boob

Who needs furs when you've got tits? With a wacky nor'easter heading this way, we wish we could doff our puffy coats in favor of Alison Tyler's massive baps. We'd be the envy of all the ladies on the town! And it would be so snuggly warm up in there we'd probably break into a sweat despite blustery winds and swirling flakes of snow. Oh, it's where fashion truly meets function, and it looks damn good. We expect this look to take the runways for Fall/Winter 2013.

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