“That Horny Little Cheerleader” Sucks Cock With Team Spirit

It doesn't matter if you've been watching a three-day marathon of electroshock bondage porn and you see Hitachi Magic Wand lightning rods whenever you close your eyes, you always have room for naughty cheerleaders. They're the Jello of porn tropes: easy to make, fun to eat, and they jiggle in your mouth.

No matter how far removed you are from school and sports, there's still a part of you that wants to have sex with cheerleaders. Why? Is it drilled in our heads by so many movies that we can't escape it, or is there something uniquely alluring about the pleated skirts, pom-poms, and high energy? We're tempted to say it's the former option since we've never seen any guy rub his dick against pom-poms. That speaks volumes.

However, we've seen many a gentleman rub his dick against Riley Reid, and that has nothing to do with what the media tells us to do; that's all Riley. She's the most seasoned pornstar in the film, yet she wears the white panties of innocence when Erik Everhard corners her in the locker room; wear whatever panties you like, Riley, for your tan butt betrays your love of thongs. Erik is so impatient to fuck her that he only pulls her panties down to her knees and enters her from behind, but eventually getting pressed against the lockers ceases to be sexy and Riley rides his ridiculous rod until his ass gets splinters from the benches. Is there anything quite as comforting as the sight of Riley's round rump as she rides cowgirl? We carry a picture of that on long airplane rides.

Elsewhere in the film, a young woman has her first time banging on screen (at least for a major studio)! Cara Swank--great name choice, Cara--dresses in black and white for an encounter with Anthony Rosano that leaves her a quivering pile of happy cum-drunk cheerleader. We remember the days when Anthony would get so sweaty on set that his partners ended up looking like the stars of "Big Wet Asses, Tits, Thighs, Stomachs, and Everything Else," and now look at him: he's so cool and collected that he can introduce a fine new female to professional pornography without even getting her costume dirty. Cara looks like she's having a good time here, too, and it seems like Anthony has even taught her the proper way to grab ass. The secret is to really grab the fuck out of that ass.

Yes, for fresh new beginnings and familiar faces, "That Horny Little Cheerleader" will always be there to anchor our attraction and soothe the parts of our souls that are still sore from high school.

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