Elsa Hosk Is A Knockout/Gonna Knock You Out

What's Elsa Hosk's secret to winning the featherweight boxing championship? Her opponents get hit three times: once by her beauty, once by her fist, and once by the floor. Then LL Cool J shows up and sings "Mama Said Knock You Out" while Elsa struts around the ring. All in all, pretty fucking ruthless.

We really want to see Elsa fight, but we don't want to see anyone throw a punch at her. Maybe we can throw a bunch of stunt men at her so they can take a few hits and fall down? And let's make it a regular thing! Every week, Elsa does intensive training in a different fighting style and then whups a bunch of dudes dressed like ninjas while she has her boobs out. We'll film it and put it online and charge people to watch. We'll be rich! That is, until she realizes we're taking too big of a cut and then she beats us up.

· Via Fashion Gone Rogue (fashiongonerogue.com)