Who’s The New Boobs On The Block? Beth Humphreys!

If there's one thing we love in this world, it's banana pudding. A little further down on the list: new lad's mag babes. We're too lazy to deal with desserts right now, but we are more than capable of ogling the big pierced boobs belonging to Beth Humphreys, an eighteen year-old sweetheart from Manchester.

What kind of a girl is Beth? Well, she's just embarked on a three-year economics and finance course at her university, and for her first date (with Loaded, that is) she's down for a beer and a burger followed by a trip to McDonald's where she'll get a chicken select meal. Is it weird that we're turned on by her appetite? Anyway, don't let the date talk go to your head. We read in a different interview elsewhere that she's recently out of a relationship and has zero time for dating.

Fortunately, we're hermits and are happy admiring her from afar. A pleasure to meet you, Beth Humphreys!