How Can You Tell If Selena Rose Is “Faking It”?

We try not to bother our brains about whether or not a pornstar is truly having an orgasm, because to us, it's all a performance and we enjoy being entertained. But when Selena Rose is supposed to visibly fake it for us, we have to start thinking about her ability to trick us, and then we start to worry that she's fake-faking it and actually having a good fuck and then we wind up with fat headaches.

We don't even know what this story is about because the synopsis on Digital Playground's website is different than the one on the back of the box. Since the front cover shows Marcus London getting hit by a car, we guess we'll go with that storyline.

So yeah, Selena Rose crashes into Marcus London with her car and then she and all her buddies get together and decide to cheer him up. The sensible thing would be to pay for his medical bills, but that's not happening. At least April O'Neil brings him balloons! Anyway, the girls get Presley Hart to help rehabilitate Marcus with a full body massage, and judging by the way he lays her on the table and rams his thick dick in her pussy, he's made a very quick recovery. Men will heal shattered limbs, fight bears, and jump over mountains if Presley grabs a fistful of their hair properly.

We now just realized that this story could be about Marcus London faking an injury in order to sue Selena Rose or get money out of her (which would make this yet another Digital Playground film about extortion), and Presley could be a secret agent sent to prove that Marcus is in tip-top ass-tapping shape. That would make sense, right? Neither of the synopses support that theory.

Actually, the only thing that supports the fake injury idea is the fact that Selena Rose doesn't fuck Marcus, but instead has sex with Charles Dera and Erik Everhard (in separate scenes). If she had run into him with her car and felt sorry about it, wouldn't she be the one to suck his cock and kiss his boo-boo? Instead, she gets to compare and contrast the relative girth of Erik's and Charles's wangs by riding them and grinding them into the same strange couch.

And April O'Neil leaves her balloons by Erik's bed when she lets him bend her over and pound her pussy from behind. Does Marcus ever get a single helium-filled hello? Does he deserve one? We suppose it doesn't really matter as long as April's ass looks amazing, which it does.

We don't think we've ever felt this confused by a porn plot, but that's actually kind of enticing to us. We won't go as far as saying that the people who wrote "Faking It" were faking it themselves, but we dearly hope that the story is clearer to them than it is to us.

· All photos courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
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