Prelude To A Kiss Cum On Your Glasses

There's plenty leading up to this here sunglass facial, not least of which is a couple pairs of handcuffs, some bondage doggystyle, and a getup that's half goth girl, half call girl. We don't know why we don't play dress-up more often while in the midst of a solid boning. The addition of a simple wig or hat can take you all the way from Lady Gaga to Carmen Sandiego.

And where in the world is Carmen Sandiego right now? Getting the snizz boned out of her by some dude in a dorm! Well, that would have made the game a little more interesting (although we're huge fans, nonetheless). But does anyone remember the TV show? Rockapella, anyone? Is it weird that we'd kind of like to hear them singing a funky little backdrop for this clip? Yeah. Yeah, it is.

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