Two Reasons To Go See “Looper”: Piper Perabo’s Boobs

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There are a lot of reasons to go see "Looper"--you know, like, because the story and the acting are good or whatever--but if you're still on the fence about it, then let us direct your vision to this clip of Piper Perabo topless and straddling Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

We would watch twenty unedited hours of an amateur golf tournament if Piper Perabo topless were straddling someone on the final green, but luckily, all that's standing between us and Ms. Perabo's perky pair is a spunky futuristic thriller that's been receiving rave reviews. We suppose you could get your fix by watching this clip about a hundred times, but, uh, actually, we can't think of anything bad about that. It sounds like an excellent way to melt your brain!

· "Looper" (imdb.com)