Don’t Mind Us If We Bang In The Hallway

Vive la France! Instead of Wonder Bread you get a baguette. Instead of nugs 'n' fries from Mickey D's you get a sophisticated bowl of moules-frites. And instead of fucking in the hotel room you just go ahead and do it in the hall. With the security guard! And if someone discovers you, who're they gonna call? Security? It's a regular triomphe.

Some uppity tourists may have some trouble accepting a good, old fashioned doggystyle pounding in a public area, but hey, we think the freewheelin' French might be able to show them a thing or two. Open their eyes to a wider cultural awareness, right? We'd certainly rather see a blonde babe take some jizz to her tits than peruse a sad li'l continental breakfast any day. Although, actually doing both might not be so bad... But we digress. Next time you're in the country, don't be so quick to jump into your cozy hotel bed looking for bad French TV. Explore the grounds and just maybe you'll get your just reward.

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